Key to Conflict

... or, Anita Blake's More Psychotic Cousin
Talia Gryphon has achieved something that no other person in all of the urban fantasy genre has - a level of superhuman badness, of truly execrable putridity, of plotless porny stupidity that truly boggles the mind. She takes every single cliche imaginable and crams them into a Mary Sue story about her foul heroine's swamplike netherbits.

Not only does she write a spectacularly terrible story, but she achieves levels of sheer horrendous ineptitude that surpass virtually everyone else in the genre, including the reigning queen of terrible vampire fiction, Laurell K Hamilton. Truly, we are in the presence of a master.


 * Key To Conflict Chapter One
 * Key To Conflict Chapter Two
 * Key To Conflict Chapter Three
 * Key To Conflict Chapter Four
 * Key To Conflict Chapter Five