Satireknight Specials

This is for all the random unorganized crap rattling around the place - funny pictures, skits, genre jokes and all that. I might even make a gallery of some of my assorted motivational posters.

Writing Tips From Satireknight Possibilities For Future Snark - A list of crappy books that I may snark in future. Books I Don't Plan To Snark - A list of crappy books that, for whatever reason, I'm not gonna snark. The Elusive Beast Revealed - In which Satireknight reveals the most horrifying creature to roam the Earth (or any other planet, for that matter). Naked Run - What is it, and why is Breaking Dawn one? The Rosalie Cullen Syndrome - Or, why am I not reading/watching something way more interesting?!

Essays

Satireknight Rants - The Top Ways Twilight Pisses Me Off</li> Satireknight Rants - The Top Ways Anita Blake Pisses Me Off</li> Satireknight Rants - Why Twilight Has Nothing To Do With Literature</li> Satireknight Rants - Angel Paranormal Romances And Why I Hate Them</li> Satireknight Rants - Twilight and Racism</li> Satireknight Rants - Deputy Jo Lupo - What Anita Blake Wishes She Was</li> Satireknight Rants - The Two Sides of Bella Swan</li> Satireknight Rants - Stephenie Meyer vs. Anne Rice</li> A Note About Cassandra Clare</li> Satireknight Rants - Marion Zimmer Bradley And Why I Hate Her</li> Satireknight Rants - What is a Saga?</li> Satireknight Rants - Christian Fantasy</li></ul>

Skits and Spoofs

Sweeties in the Night - In which a Monty Python skit is horribly raped to produce an Anita Blake skit.

An Anita Blake Christmas Carol - Anita is confronted by the Vampires of Christmas Past, Present and Future... and somehow it doesn't work as they had hoped.

12 Days of Anita Blake - In which we get the Anitaverse version of the traditional Christmas carol, with commentary from Anita and her harem.

Edward Cullen Is Coming To Town - Because nothing says Christmas like an emo vampire watching you sleep.