Bullet

If you're hoping that the title of Bullet hints that something actiony and cool will happen... then I laugh at your naivete.

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Summarizing this book is hard because it has a whole lot of nothing going on. Expecting murders and evil vampires? Try a children's dance recital followed by a foursome with a brainwashed Richard and Anita wearing a horribly unattractive dress. The MOAD is back (despite being... dead?), gay sex is just dandy with Richard, and apparently hyperattentive stereotypical parents will hire screwed-up abused formerly-prostitute were strippers to tutor their children on dance. Yeah. Run for it.

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