Eclipse

... or, the world revolves around Bella's pancake butt

If you needed any more proof that the entire purpose of the Twishite series is to have the world revolve around Bella, Eclipse really proves it once and for all. The bad guys are obsessed ONLY with attacking Bella, the ancient enemies join forces to save her worthless whining ass, and the pretty boys are busy feuding over who gets to bang her.

The only interesting parts of the story are when we discover the backstories of Rosalie and Jasper Cullen, both of whom are really interesting, dramatic and cool... but we're going to only lightly touch on those backstories, because heaven forbid anyone write a book about a Civil War vampire making an army, or a Kill Bill-style bloody bride revenging herself on her rapists! We need more teen angst, whining and competition for Bella!

Eclipse PrefaceEclipse Chapter 1Eclipse Chapter 2Eclipse Chapter 3Eclipse Chapter 4