By Stephenie Meyer... oops, I mean Ellen Schreiber

Vampire Kisses was Twilight before there was Twilight - a poorly written story about an oh-so-misunderstood, smart, cool goth girl who spends all her time contemplating her awesomeness and looking down her goth nose at all the "preppy" types who show their comformity by not dressing and acting just like her. She's basically Avril Lavigne wearing black clothes.

And of course because she's so awesome, she attracts the attention of a New Vampire In Town, who turns out to be madly in love with her because she's so reeeeeaaaaal and can accept him for himself. Yes, it is that bad.

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